Chino Valley Ranchers announces the launch of UFO-inspired Comet Eggs sold in newly designed packaging featuring Intergalactic Orange Yolks.
COLTON, CA, November 19, 2021 /24-7PressRelease/ — Chino Valley Ranchers announces the launch of UFO-inspired Comet Eggs sold in newly designed packaging featuring Intergalactic Orange Yolks and a fictional account of a discovery of life in outer space. The new cage free eggs product taps into American fascination with UFO sightings and extraterrestrial life, and is expected to disrupt the egg industry’s approach to marketing.
The bright orange yolk of Chino Valley Ranchers cage free eggs was the inspiration behind the Comet Eggs concept, which entertains readers with a story of a recent discovery of more than 35 habitable space colonies “believed to have been supporting life since the mid-1960s.”
The inside flap of the egg carton contains a statement from a fictional research scientist and lead author named Sienna Nichols who said, “We now know there was a previously unreported mission incident in the early 1960’s involving a solar flare and gamma radiation. We don’t know enough yet. It’s almost too unbelievable to fathom and, frankly, I can’t believe I’m typing this. The Russians launched the quail eggs; we launched the chickens. We left the chickens. The chickens survived. I still can’t believe the chickens survived.”
The White House, according to the story, “remains tight-lipped on the details of the discovery”, but sightings of “small-scale projectiles entering the earth’s atmosphere” continue to cause the public to wonder if the two discoveries are related.
“We wanted to shake things up for breakfast and introduce a wild idea that would make the first meal of the day more exciting,” commented Chino Valley Ranchers President Chris Nichols. He continued, “We hope our Comet Eggs will inspire a good laugh and fun conversations about the possibility of chickens inhabiting the moon and sending their bright orange yolks our way!”
Comet Eggs are now available in California grocery stores currently carrying other Chino Valley Ranchers products.
About Chino Valley Ranchers: Founded over 50 years ago, Chino Valley Ranchers is a third-generation family-owned and operated producer of organic and pasture raised eggs.
Learn more at www.chinovalleyranchers.com
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